I can remember joining the Conway 
                  School in 1953. In the assembly hall there was a large wall 
                  display for the expedition to Antarctica, but my old brain cells 
                  cannot remember who went. I seem to remember something about 
                  giving money to buy a Husky to pull the sledge. 
                I didn't like Mr Bull (Headmaster) as 
                  I was always in trouble and my name appeared too regularly in 
                  the 'Cane Book'. I have no old school photos but still have 
                  my reports. My children particularly like the comments from 
                  Mr Reeves, “Brian is a noisy and fidgety boy and a nuisance 
                  to others around him.” I hope I've changed, but I doubt 
                  it.
                As I said, I have no old photos. I had 
                  the original wicked stepmother and when my father died she wouldn't 
                  pass anything to me. But I still have those school reports.
                Memories are not so good and I have 
                  forgotten most of my home life, which was, for the most part, 
                  hell. School is a distant memory although I can remember quite 
                  a few old names. 
                 Never had money to go into corner shops, 
                  unless I bunked over the wall of a local pub, 'borrowed' a few 
                  quart bottles and took the empties round the corner for the 
                  returns money. That was basically how I got into Saturday morning 
                  pictures. Greathead's used to run the local shop on the corner 
                  of Parkdale Rd and Chestnut Rise. They had a son but I can't 
                  remember his name.
                 My brother followed two years behind 
                  me and was in Mr Givens' class. On his first day in class, Givens 
                  showed him the cane register with my name all over it and told 
                  him that he had better be an improvement on his elder brother!
                  I went on to Bloomfield 
                  Road School afterwards, leaving Conway 
                  Primary School in 1956 from Olive Hancock's class: a great 
                  lady.
                
I 
                  did not attend any clubs and other activities and was not allowed 
                  (wicked stepmother again) to play sports for the school. That, 
                  together with my two years' probation at approx age 9, for something 
                  that I did not do, seemed to make other parents not want to 
                  let their children associate with me anyway. Hence I did not 
                  have many friends and therefore not many happy memories. 
                I lived up the top of Parkdale Road, 
                  last house on the right. I was easily recognised by my ginger 
                  hair, patches in trousers, holes in shoes, stuffed daily with 
                  cardboard; but always known by my clowning around, whistling 
                  or singing. Three things that have caused annoyance to many 
                  people over the years, and still do! Sod 'em! 
                I remember that I used to love going 
                  to Bostall 
                  Woods and also to the woods in the golf course on Shooters 
                  Hill, where I went across the Common and up through the 
                  allotments and across into the golf course - peace and quiet 
                  - it was great! 
                  I also used to hunt for slow worms in the ferns behind where 
                  Mr Bull lived on Wynn's 
                  Common. 
                 I also got stuck up a tree on the steps 
                  leading from St Mark's to the bottom of the hill at the two 
                  ponds and had to have the fire brigade out to get me down! 
                  I also used to be able to get into St Mark's church hall and 
                  camped out in there on many an occasion. Was never caught out 
                  either.